Alan “Big Money” Teader
Alan thinks Too Human is the best game ever made and therefore is to be ignored. He is often teased for having more money than sense, but this is less a reference to his immense wealth and more a comment on that Too Human thing again.
Jamie “One Leg” McLellan
Look at that face. Now look away. That’s better, isn’t it? Jamie exists on a diet of caffeine, painkillers and pure rage and is constantly surprised that he isn’t dead.