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The Mid-Game Crisis Cast! Episode Three – Helium Jesus

Three episodes! If we make it to four, we get a free pen.

In this episode, we discuss the imminent plant uprising before moving on to our usual mix of local news, entertainment nonsense and general drivel.

  • Want to win a helium Jesus?
  • Al tells us all about the birds and the bees and why Adam F is going to die alone.
  • Ass gas!
  • Al won’t stop going on about The Boys.

Give it a bloody good listening to.

RELATED IMAGES:

5:55 – This is the image Al mentions and as requested, it’s now an album cover.

Photoshopped image of people pointing to a tree, made up to look like an album cover for "Drabber", a play on Abba.
Why is she facing the wrong way? That’s bugged me since recording!

31:30  – Loads of room. Don’t know what he’s moaning about.

A view of a pavement and a large bush
YOU COULD GET A SODDING BUS THROUGH THERE!
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The Mid-Game Crisis Cast! Episode Two: What IS The 103 List?!

It’s the Pod Game Castis Cris Mid! Or words to that effect!

In this episode, we debut our brand spankin’ new theme tune, before moving on to discuss bizarre local news stories, including the mysterious 103 list. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?

Also in episode two:

  •  We Marvel at all things Marvel!
  • Jamie writes a love letter to Kevin Smith!
  • An idiot burns their leg!
  • RAGIN’ SEAGULLS MATE!

Stick it in yer ears, like.

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The Mid-Game Crisis Cast! – Episode One: Attack Of The Vampire Potatoes

It’s the first episode of the brand new Mid-Game Crisis podcast! Summoning all our creative abilities, we have imaginatively titled it… The Mid Game Crisis Cast! Dazzling! This is the pilot episode, of course. We’re working on the intro music and ironing out the kinks, but we had such a good time recording it we couldn’t wait for you to hear it.

In this episode, we mourn the passing of an unsung hero, discuss physical surprise mechanics, unravel the mystery of Gnomey McGnome and ponder that most elusive of beasts, the vampire potato.

DISCLAIMER: When we last recorded a podcast, Jamie’s microphone was a tin can with a frayed string attached. He’s got a brilliant microphone now, which is why there’s a couple of audio blips because it’s TOO good and he hasn’t figured out how the hell to work it yet.

ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: Discord shit the bed in the last minute or two of recording. Enjoy our WhatsApp weird audio goodbye.

Episode Two will be way better. Unless it isn’t, because of surprise mechanics.

 

 

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Back once again, with the ill behaviour…

We’re back! Yes, Jamie and Alan have rebranded, relaunched, reanimated, whatever you want to call it.

Formerly Sticktwiddlers, we’re now in our mid thirties and are usually too tired to twiddle anything, so we play games instead. We miss constantly bothering the eyes and ears of the masses with our musings, so we’ve dusted off the microphones, limbered up our typing digits and we’re back, baby.

What’s coming up? Lots! Loads, even.
Being award-nominated podcasters (even it that was about seventy years ago, when podcasts were in black and white) we’re thrilled to announce the new weekly Mid Game Crisis Cast, which will be live every Tuesday night around 7pm. Plus we’ll be streaming on Twitch, knocking up some Youtube content and we may even resurrect the long lost art of writing things. Archaic, no?

Two bitter old men, rambling into a microphone and suchlike. Good stuff.